Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration

A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!

by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012

Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)

A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit

by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022

bullshiting

When u say something about someone behind their back to someone else

Why u bullshitingabout me to people

by Lilly.brown January 8, 2018

Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.

The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power

by Ruerzi June 7, 2011

big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent

Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”

by big brain energy August 13, 2019

tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.

Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!

by bmb1455 December 7, 2022