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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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Dakota Garden

The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.
When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010
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Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.
In country recording artist Miranda Lambert's 2010 hit single titled "The House That Built Me", there is a verse that says, "Mama cut out pictures of houses for years from Better Homes and Gardens magazine".
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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garden kisses

A kiss only the flowers of a garden could give you 💕
The new blossom gave me the garden kisses I so truly admire 💕
by Foreverlonelyyy March 30, 2023
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Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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Garden State Plaza

Giant mall in Paramus, New Jersey.

Its loaded with many stores, from average clothing to snob outfits. It has a food court where big macs cost $20.

People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason

Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare

At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars

It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive
Garden state plaza is definitely a place to avoid
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 28, 2025
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