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Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020
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Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.
If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.
by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 4, 2023
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Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.
Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.
by Get Wrekked August 9, 2019
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Captain Amerithon

A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.
Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?
by CDillon July 4, 2018
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Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020
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Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
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Captain Extra

A male attention whore/ drama king. Known for acting extra. Hails from Total Drama Island.
Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!
by Sambonater21 October 20, 2015
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