Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Cheek

When you don't wipe yourself well enough after defecation, and residual feces begins to smear itself between your cheeks.

Feels like I got a case of grease cheek. I'll be right back.

by Beardy McBearderson January 21, 2021

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play

Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"

by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024

Go go grease

A slang term for lubricant

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored

by Skutner May 10, 2009

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease

The only real definition of a grease is Shelly because she's not in "la gang des twit"

"shelly's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grease."

by 7.35 at age 13 January 15, 2018