dick clap

When your dick is inside David’s ass and he screams my little pumpkin hole

Dude I just dick clapped David in the boys locker room!

by Charlie socket December 8, 2019

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012

Clapped nonce

Fucking ugly ass pedophile

hey Josh do you think Tommy is a clapped nonce?

by Quagomolebork June 3, 2022

Cum Clap

The act of cumming in your hand and then clapping

Jake cum clapped at his local primary school yesterday

by Spit roast January 8, 2019

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

Clap Daddy

Someone Who's Clapped Or Basically Has A Fucked Up Face

Oh Look there's Yinka he's such a clap daddy

by YinkaIsGay January 25, 2019