finger sniff test

when I guy puts his finger in a woman's pussy and secretly checks to see how she smells

Ben put his index finger in Bettyann's pussy and quickly smelled it in a finger sniff test

by Pussy Lover 2000 April 18, 2018

The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010

Bucket Test

The act of filling a bucket of water and forcefully emptying it on a woman's face. If she's still hot, she passes the test.

Guy 1: Dude, check that chick out! She's wearing more makeup than a clown!

Guy 2: No way she'd pass the bucket test.

by Poon Stick February 26, 2011

Titty Test

A preemptive vaginal smell test. Where by you finger a chick then proceed to cup her breast, lick her nipple and smell your finger simultaneously. Determining if you should munch it or not.

Matt was with this drunk girl trailer park girl and decided it was better to titty test her before trespassing on her dirt farm.

by mva boys January 25, 2010

clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014

Tijuana Chat Room Test

Tijuana Chat Room Test- It comes from the caution one must take before he knocks on a door in Tijuana, You don’t want to walk into a room of unsavory activities or an argument. You listen outside the door first; it gives you a chance to size up the players.

Same rule applies on the internet; monitor the site for a while to see who’s who before entering.

James was smart enough to use the Tijuana Chat Room Test to monitor the Hot for words "comment" page before he engage himself in a conversation. He so wanted to avoid the flamers, haters and psychos.

by chevolay August 11, 2008

relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007