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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Ten Fold

Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.

A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
"Woah check her out man, she's a complete TEN FOLD for sure"
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
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Ten-Day

When you are acting stupid in Jesuit studies and need to spend 5 days with the 7th graders and 5 days with the 8th graders, hence the name ten-day.
Do you need to go on a ten-day? Typical freshman.
by Maxxwitherball December 15, 2021
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Tenning

It’s like 69ing but sucking on your partners toes
Are you down for some tenning tonight
by Blade422 May 9, 2023
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Ten years

The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy
Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024
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ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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