The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009
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1) When one reaches a state of superb fucked up-ness and they are incapable of moving or performing basic motor functions. Usually a result of being white girl wasted or stoney stoned, a combination of the two almost always results in one becoming gravity trash.
- Dave killed a bottle of Jack and smoked a GB, now he's gravity trash glued to his chair.
- Whose the gravity trash out on the front lawn?
- Whose the gravity trash out on the front lawn?
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The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.
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Get the African Trashbag mug.Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
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person1: Hey man, when did you start wearing heels?
person2: Naw, that ain't mine, that's last night's trick trash.
person2: Naw, that ain't mine, that's last night's trick trash.
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