Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023

Nutella handshake

When two homies in neighboring stalls wipe their ass with their hands and work said hands shake hands under the stall.

John and I had a real bonding experience from our Nutella handshake

by Dookiemonger69 November 15, 2021

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Nude Beach Handshake

When two men greet each other shake with a shake, and their hands don't touch.

At Little Beach watched two guys do a Nude Beach Handshake then head into the trees.

by DocDro July 26, 2025

Vermilion Handshake

A time-honored tradition when two gentlemen from Vermilion, Alberta haven't seen each other in an extended period of time. The basic procedure is to drop your hand down straight down in a loose fist so your palm and fingers have enough opening to accept an object. Once the object is in hand, one quickly moves their hand from left to right in a rapid, deliberate manner. The issuer of the Vermilion Handshake is not to make eye contact with the other individual - that process is the Aggressive Vermilion Handshake and won't be covered in this module.

Chris & Curtis hadn't seen each other in years, so when they ran into each other at the Exhibition they popped the top on a couple of PBR's and exchanged a quick round of Vermilion Handshakes.

by Big Rig 10 February 2, 2024

Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.

Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye

by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021

Harujuku Handshake

When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.

Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the best poker player I know

by TooAwesomeToThink567 July 20, 2025