A sticky face mask is when you cum on a girl/boys face, wait until it dries, then have her/him peel it off.
by Jointlover 69 January 11, 2018
The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.
"what about 50 shades of grey?"
"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"
"ok baby"
"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"
"ok baby"
by Cuba Johnson April 14, 2016
by buff_nigga March 04, 2019
Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009
by hey what r u eating April 27, 2005