sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.

My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.

by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010

Sam Little

One of the hottest girls out there. Makes heads turns.. even girls!
Sam's one of those girls who just have the best bodys ever! Thinking about her just makes me wet..
She always haves the best smiles that makes my heart stop. And is also a trouble maker! In a good way.

girl 1: did you hear what sam little did the other night?
girl 2: omg yes! she had a lot of fun didnt she?

by charIiemartin April 21, 2022

Dammit Sam

When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!

Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!

by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015

Hot Sam

When you are have sex with with your partner and you pull out to fast thus causing your partners shit to go all over your penis. You then re insert your penis and use the shit as lube.

That “hot Sam” last night was really something huh?

by Hot, hot Sam, sex term, dirty July 17, 2020

sam-urrito

A cat named Sammy that tangled him self into a blanket and now looks like a burrito

There's Sam-urrito! What a cute cat

by The one person January 15, 2017

sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit

I fucking hate Sam sucksalot

by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017