Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

cheese toastie thursday

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.

Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}

by harding April 7, 2005

Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German

In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.

Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."

by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013

Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.

"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."

by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017