T-park

A Trailer park

Andrew lives in a t-park.

by Ape December 15, 2002

don't play

When you do something to someone that leads them on to think otherwise.

*girl runs hand up guys leg then takes it away*

Guy: don't play
Girl: what are you talking about *winks*

by Boootttyyyyyyyyy June 4, 2017

t-pain

Guy who can't sing

A: Whats that noise ?
B: It's T-pain
A: Oh that explains it.

by KeyChain October 5, 2012

T Pain

1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).

1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!

by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

I don't piss where I eat

Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..

I don't piss where I eat

by Ariesgrl July 8, 2018

I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin

Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”

by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 5, 2018

T-Pose

A religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things, Danny Devito, typically done on tuesdays. The day of tuesday requires at least one T-pose to be performed to appease Danny. To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T. Performing a t-pose is almost aleays accompanied with the Halo theme. Women cannot t-pose.

"Guys it's t-pose tuesday!" *T-poses and sings the halo theme*

by Some fucking dude June 12, 2018