system of a down

A metal band sometimes refered to as SOAD. The band is from are california not Armenia, however the members of the band are of Armenian ancestry. They take a stereotypical stance on the left like all the other bands that have political lyrics.

If you listen to music or watch movies to learn about politics kill yourself right now.

by alec814 June 13, 2005

B system

A level of "b's" standing for the word bitch to describe the level of how much you hate someone. The levels go from B.1-B.9. If someone is ultimately gay they are called a "C" which stands for cunt because its the most offensive word in the english language I hear.

Michsa from Wal-Mart is a B.7.

Maggie's B level was elevated to B.4 when she wouldn't suck my rag.

You're acting like a C today.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

sista friend

more than an acuantaince less then a bestie somewhere in the middle

no problamo sista friend it was no biggie

by J.Llo December 2, 2009

the system

Anything that is blamed when something goes wrong and cannot be solved, or simply when someone is just too lazy to move his ass to do some work specially in an organization or public service.

Banker1: Hi Paula, what's wrong,
Banker2: Hi, I broke my neck with Andy, we had a tough night yesterday.

chitchat continues..... few minutes later a customer comes

Customer: Hi, I need to withdraw 2k$ please.
Banker2:...Well unfortunately we cannot perform your query right now
Customer:Why?
Banker2: Because the system is down, come back tomorrow please.
Customer: FUCK THE SYSTEM.

by Systen January 2, 2017

The Worst System Ever Made

I think its the Atari 5400, or one of those later Atari consoles.

I'll have an Atari 2100, please.

by Zach G. June 11, 2006

The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.

Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005

system QB

A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed

Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan

by PHJM December 29, 2007