The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
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Get the syamimi mug.A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
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Jerry developed StockTroll Syndrome while engaging in an extended argument with a troll on an internet forum.
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