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Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
by turbanator December 29, 2002
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Defensive Striker

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league
“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”
by XD123456789 March 31, 2020
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Striped Sweater

A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.
"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."
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The White Stripes

A great band with catchy music. People who critisize them, think about this, would you have the balls to go onstage with only a female drummer and 40 year old equipment?
The White Stripes are a great band with catchy music.
by _Cory_ June 16, 2005
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vertical stripe

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.
You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
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the white stripes

A minimalist blues-rock duo from Detroit, Michigan. The band consists of Jack White (guitar, piano, mandolin, marimba, and vocals) and Meg White (drums, tambourine, bells, and vocals). The band only uses the colors red, white, and black. The band, Jack in particular, has an obsession with, and revolves around the number three. Speculations surround the two's relationship. Ex-husband and wife? Brother and Sister? The two were infact married, but were divorced in 2000 after a 4 year marriage. As of now, the band has released 5 albums which are: The White Stripes; De Stijl; White Blood Cells; Elephant; Get Behind Me Satan.
Conan O'Brien: Tonight on the show we have THE WHITE STRIPES!!!
by Dillon Watson January 15, 2006
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Trouble and Strife

Hes jus got a new trouble and strife
by Da Beast March 25, 2003
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