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The Stinky Puppet 

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
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The Stinky Pink Pickle 

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.
Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010

Ultimate ring sting 

When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.
Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
A word used to ask a baby or toddler if they have had a bowel movement. Toddlers often use this word to let parents know it is time to change a diaper or go to a potty.
Emma, Did you stinky? Mommy, I stinky.
stinky by psychojo January 17, 2007

Ring Sting 

Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.
Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''
Ring Sting by Conradius July 5, 2010
A spike strip used to impede or stop the movement of a vehicle by puncturing the tires. Spikes, pointing upwards, are affixed to a pipe or rail. As the vehicle rolls over the spikes, they are punctured.
The police deployed the stinger to stop the criminal in the stolen car.
Stinger by Mr.Timber October 31, 2011