star wars 

1. Star wars was the cause of men all over the nation to become celibate, not by coice. It is said that George Lucas began a monstrous crusade to discontinue the entire human race from reproducing, thus stopping the reproduction of mankind.

2. One of the things a boyfriend will love more than his girlfriend, etc boyfriend.

3. The dawning of all eternal hell fire.

1. Girl: Hey do you want to come over to my house tonight, my parents arent home?
Male: No, i have to bid on a limited edition luke sky walker light saber and re-arrange my miniature star wars 2 figurines.
Girl: I never knew you were a devout catholic!

2. Refer to example prior.

3. Over a hundred geeks/nerds/etc stood inline for the newest star wars movie causing the deterioration of the organic balance in carbon dioxide to grealy increase at that central position of all of the homosexual/chaste beings to greatly diminish the oxygen levels in the surrounding areas, George Lucas knew it all would happen.

star wars by porch monkey for life December 10, 2008

Star Wars Expanded Universe 

The Star Wars Expanded Universe is defined as the mass amounts of literature, games, comics and other paraphernalia released as a simple tie-in for children primarily in the period up until April 2014. It was then since branded as "Legends" with a newer, better and less bloated canon and new Expanded Universe springing itself from it.

It is generally advised to immerse in the new Expanded Universe over the old one as the newer one will always remain relevant and will cause less fans to go bananas and spoil important movies.

Star Wars fan 1: "Which of the Star Wars Expanded Universe do you like?"

Star Wars fan 2: "The new one of course!"

Star Wars fan 1: "Good answer. The grass is truly not greener on the other side. I heard liking the old Expanded Universe makes anyone be a dick and spoil movies for people."

Star Wars fan 2: "Ah ok, thanks for the heads up."

Star Wars Expanded Universe by Hidalgo Rules! July 20, 2016

Star Trek 

A shitty version of Star Wars.

Our son is watching Star Trek instead of Star Wars, let's kill him!

Star Trek by gimme the money July 5, 2016

star-burst 

to place a penis within the anus of another person

Oh baby, may I please star-burst your ass?

star-burst by Chantilly Lace December 12, 2008

Star Wars 

Star Wars, soething I think is for nerds. An epic adventure through Space? Briliant, or f****ed up?

"I think star wars is dumb sally", I said

Star Wars by jfkdlsfkaslf;as July 7, 2005

Star Wars 

A stupid science fiction franchise. Most of the stuff in it is pretty lame, particularly the technology. The stormtrooper blaster from the orginal films were simply Sterling L7A1 submachineguns that had a bunch of shit strapped onto them, although you can still tell it was a Sterling if you saw the Sterling first. And Han Solo's blaster pistol is a Mauser Military pistol w/ a bunch of shit strapped onto it. The jedi are pretty lame too. at least the sith can shoot streams of lightning from their hands.

List of people who can kill jedi's pretty quickly:
Kazuo Kiriyama from Battle Royale
Max Payne
The guy you play as in Red Faction
Pretty much any person with a gun that shoots bullets instead of beams

Star Wars by Ziggy June 3, 2005

star bitch 

Term coined by infamous 90's rapper K-SAM. According to his song "Star Bitch," "the definition of a star is a high-class freak."

Dennis Rodman's hos are star bitches.

star bitch by worshipful admirer July 28, 2008