shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.

"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"

by Crimz June 24, 2008

shoop

The singular form of the sheep.

JC: "Look Sheep! We must be near Clark Farms."
JB: "You that one over there is black, like clarks oldest child."
JC: "Yeah, that shoop is pretty fucked up."
JB: "Explosion!!!"

by JavC March 27, 2009

Shpoop

A type of bowel movement that causes the shpooper immeasurable physical and emotional trauma. A day ruiner.

"Oh man, I just shpooped all over"
"Do you need to go lay down on your stomach?"

"Do you want to go eat?"
"No, I shpooped a few hours ago and I'm just exhausted"

"Nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?"
"Naw man, Jake is shpooping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!"

"I just shpooped."
"Let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons."

by Technolo-J February 15, 2010

trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

spooph

splattering sperm all over your body and licking it off

i splurted my sperm all over and ate

by turkey jissoms April 4, 2003

spoopy

After you have had anal sex and think you've gotten yourself all cleaned out, but a half hour later (when you're in an aisle at the supermarket) you fart and more than gas comes out.... a mix of sperm and poopy--a spoopy--makes its way into your panties.

I accidentally got spoopy on my boyfriend last night when we were cuddling after having anal sex.

by AANADAMAA June 7, 2017

sloop

Thus is slippery poop

Sloop goes in the potty

by Donkey_donkey April 27, 2005