Technolo-J's definitions
A type of bowel movement that causes the shpooper immeasurable physical and emotional trauma. A day ruiner.
"Oh man, I just shpooped all over"
"Do you need to go lay down on your stomach?"
"Do you want to go eat?"
"No, I shpooped a few hours ago and I'm just exhausted"
"Nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?"
"Naw man, Jake is shpooping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!"
"I just shpooped."
"Let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons."
"Do you need to go lay down on your stomach?"
"Do you want to go eat?"
"No, I shpooped a few hours ago and I'm just exhausted"
"Nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?"
"Naw man, Jake is shpooping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!"
"I just shpooped."
"Let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons."
by Technolo-J February 15, 2010
Get the Shpoop mug.