Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

by Superman01 July 19, 2009

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

slither

slither- possibly one of th ebest songs ever!!! performed by the best band ever, Velvet Revolver.

Holy crap! slither is on the firggin radio!!!!!

by VR girl February 20, 2005

Slither

A person that whines and complains excessively; a compulsively hateful person; a person with extremely bad taste; a person that will spam message boards with hateful complaints about things he doesn't like and attempt to start flame wars about these topics.

A message board troll is often a Slither.

by GJ March 5, 2004

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

Split-tail

Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.

“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.

by Overstuffed December 13, 2018

Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."

Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!

by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018