Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

by Spermhands October 6, 2018

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.

Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021

Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.

Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.

by Gettin'Trippy September 15, 2019

poop sock

mom found the poop sock

hey guys i cant hangout, my mom found the poop sock

by orbit.exe July 5, 2019

sex with socks

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy

I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)

by 16 titular February 16, 2023

cum sock

a sock u cum inside

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it

by dwatts November 17, 2021