Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.

Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021