snarp

1.to pluck cigarette butts from the ground or an ashtray and smoke them
2.anything taken surreptitiously

I just snarped this butt

by Jeffrey Muir March 12, 2008

snarl

a cigarette

yo dog, can i huff a snarl?

by Steve December 11, 2003

snarky

A bitchy sarcasim I googled that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone at leasts that annoys you snarky

by kId May 29, 2008

snarky

being covered in a large group of exploding Snarks whilst playing Half-Life.
also, a Half-Life player who uses lots of Snarks whilst playing online.

"there was an awfully snarky fellow on the other team, all he used were the damn snarks!"

by NSimon December 15, 2008

Snarf

An advanced act of sexual prowess, where by a male receiving head, upon ejaculation tells a joke so moving that the felattio giver ejects the semen through the nostrils due to uncontrollable laughter.

1.Hey man, I totally got Becky to snarf last night by telling her a knock knock joke.



2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!

by Jack Conrad-Davies March 4, 2009

snarkblog

To write blog entries with a high level of snark. Sometimes it can be considered mean,but snarkblogging always is funny, insightful and interesting.

Dude, I so snarkblogged the Zuckerberg interview.

I cant believe that company thought that was a press release. I am going to snarkblog this tomorrow.

Did you read that snarkblog? They nailed Steve Jobs perfectly, and it was so funny

by Micah Baldwin March 17, 2008

snart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

John snarted in class one day.

by zjayk1 March 24, 2008