bloody smurf

Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.

The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004

smurf

to make love

My friend wanted to smurf me

by Rogelio254 June 23, 2008

Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

by mrninjaelephant August 6, 2010

the smurfs

a code name for weed/marijuana that you use with your friends when someone suspicious is around, or it's not the right time

-at work- "Hey Cass are we getting the smurfs tonight?"

-parents are home- "Hey where did you put the smurfs, I can't find them"

by G-nasty Cass October 31, 2008

SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

by Natasha February 2, 2005

smurf

any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..

yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...

by Lisa June 16, 2003