When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
Get the Smash Wednesdaymug. Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021
Get the Bored Smashingmug. Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.
The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.
by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022
Get the smashing fuelmug. It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018
Get the Sad-Smashmug. (n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore
- the epitome of a true manly man
- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky
(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
- the epitome of a true manly man
- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky
(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
by anon87674 September 5, 2013
Get the Trokie Smashmug. Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
by SexDr69 October 12, 2019
Get the Vegan Smashmug. by Kyweezy November 18, 2016
Get the Smash Ratemug.