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Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
by adrianhowell August 14, 2017
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smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!
by Garbal42 May 13, 2021
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Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.
It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018
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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
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Bored Smashing

Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021
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smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.
The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.
by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022
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smash rigs

Injecting drugs intravenously via syringe
hey, lets buy heroin and smash rigs behind that dumpster
by agentanon August 20, 2011
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