Knob slobbery

The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.

" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

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fart slobber

Fart Slobber: similar to a “shart” (a fart in which one slips and actually $h*ts their pants).

After dinner I accidentally fart slobbered and now need to change my pants.

by Call_sign_viper May 31, 2018

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I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

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Dirty Slobo

1.) The act of busting a pre-pubescent Thai male’s behymen.

2.) A NAMBLA member in good standing.

3.) Someone who is too lazy to wipe his/her ass after shitting because they will shit again.

4.) Someone who is too lazy to fill-up a motor vehicle he/she uses with gas.

Back from your trip to Thailand already you Dirty Slobo!?!

It’s not easy being a Dirty Slobo, it requires a lot of work.

by DirtyLilGirlMel November 22, 2018

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