sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011

tweak sleep

Sleeping very hard, hard to wake up, sleeping a long time 12+ hours. The origin of the saying is when a drug user comes down of a binge and sleeps unusually hard and long.

She is in tweak sleep because she worked a 3 day shift at the hospital.

by cashus1982 November 17, 2011

sleep fighting

The phenomena occurrence of one engaging into hand to hand, close quarters combat during a deep sleep state. Often caused by lack of sleep, PTSD, and or lack of the consumption of cheese.

I woke up next to my wife, whom had been beaten severely. I guess I was sleep fighting again. The cops don't believe me though.

by Johnny Spencer Storm June 30, 2018

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

sleep bumming

when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.

a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"

by ineedtogetagrip March 11, 2010

Sleep Coma

When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.

I passed out right after work, I've been in a sleep coma for almost 15 hours.

by ReignKaos August 24, 2010

sleep on life

Let life go by or pass on by

"You haven't heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life."

by TSHH July 23, 2015