skin grafting

When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.

Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.

by russiansoldier July 20, 2014

winter skin

Winter skin is when a teenage girls skin peels once it becomes summer. This usually starts May 10th. If your girlfriend does not tell you about this, it means she is embarrassed about it. Winter skin is something that they don't teach you at school. So many girls suffer with a disease called "winterexoisis" which is when a girl peels skin on her whole body instead of in patches.

Mom my winter skin is peeling!
Ok do you need me to help peel it?

by kyl4.ma3 May 8, 2021

skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

skin hang

A vagina that hangs ten

She had a breeze between her knees and it made her skin hang flap in the wind.

by Niggto August 24, 2018

stripper skin

Smooth, soft and silky skin. Often well moisturized and fragrant. Sometimes having glitter in some areas.

Kenny your skin is so soft and smooth. Yes Rachelle I have Stripper Skin.

by KennethG November 30, 2017

Skin Winch

Penis.

Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".

Kate was so excited to finally see me skin winch.

Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.

No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.

by WackoJacko11 July 2, 2017

Elephant Skin

Having elephant skin means you don’t care what other people think of you.

Beverly isn’t a snowflake, she doesn’t care what anyone else thinks of her. She’s got elephant skin.

by Troll face McGee December 15, 2019