Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

Caddy Shag

When you actually have sexual intercourse on top of a golfer on a golf course.

"Hey Annie! See that golfer over there about to tee off on the 9th hole? I want to Caddy Shag you so hard right on top of him! You down?"

by UtahUtes044 April 3, 2015

bumber shag

Grabbing onto a vehicle bumber with snow on a street to catch a ride.

Lets bumber shag some cars when they stop at that lisght.

by Bumbershagger December 16, 2016

beef shag

Meaty love

Woah man Nicole is great at beef shags!

by Nicolebish April 2, 2017

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

Outlet Shag

An individual who is otherwise extremely physically attractive although may have one or a few minor eccentricities, such as boz-eyes or a slight lisp. Therefore, it is likely that they could be somewhat humbler than their "equilateral" counterparts, as they have probably only just attained their sexual prime later on in life, and as a result are less bitchy or temperamental. The lessened emotional strain is sort of like a discount or an outlet price, only with one's sexuality instead of something like a merino wool sweater.

Cameron Dante's Inferno:Wow, X from finance is so hot. Xe has a bit of a wonky eye that always spins 270 degrees when they sneeze, but that's okay because xe is so fine.

Margaret Chow: A bit out an outlet shag am I right?

by Shona Willie November 27, 2017