semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen

...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...

by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010

Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday

Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”

by RevoBeast December 4, 2019

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019

semen sleeve

Derogatory term for women. Refers to the supposed usefulness (or lack thereof) of a human female regarding her sexual function or purpose of existence, dependant on the aforementioned situation.

Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.

Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.

"It was not nice of Jim to call my sister a semen sleeve."

by Rosebeer September 25, 2020