second choice joyce

Is a woman/girl that is chosen last after hours when the bar/club closes.

Well all the goodones are gone, not all of them slim, take old second choice joyce there.

by Donna C February 4, 2006

seafood paella

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.

"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.

by sharon_renee December 26, 2008

Second Hand Semen

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

by RNail June 3, 2010

Secord

Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.

Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 18, 2010

Second Mile

When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.

That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).

by Sleezy Johnny November 15, 2011

second gear

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.

Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.

by PublicServantForTheHomies May 13, 2020

the second decade

The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!

Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!

by cityguychicago December 31, 2009