Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.

I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.

by DeathGadget September 12, 2021

susky scale

Scale used at Susquehanna university to determine the rating of an individuals appearance. It is an automatic +2 to what the individual would be rated out of 10 due to the lack of attractive people on campus

She is a susky scale 7. (This means she is a real life 5)

by Ogweedmaster69 July 1, 2022

1-10 female attractiveness scale

This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.

I things she's a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by TheWordMister September 15, 2016

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.

(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.

by mrs. moogoo July 7, 2011