sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

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Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

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sam-urrito

A cat named Sammy that tangled him self into a blanket and now looks like a burrito

There's Sam-urrito! What a cute cat

by The one person January 15, 2017

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sam was the guy in cobourg that made everyone happier. he killed himself on december 16th 2018. cobourg went to absolute shot without him and we miss him a lot. same was perfect and left way too soon. llss, we’ll never forget you❤️

person 1: yknow sam smiley?

person 2: ya, kinda miss him a lot bro. he was ma brother

by cobo.dim.daa June 12, 2019

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