salty carlos

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole

We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day

by Coxysauras April 27, 2021

Salty Rabbit

(Noun) A salty rabbit is someone or something which is very salty, mad or sad. Salty rabbits tend to run away from people or the people who made them salty.

Person 1: Hey you suck at this game
Person 2: Yeah
Salty rabbit: No I'm not! Shut up I'm leaving!

by SynproSus June 16, 2021

Salty Anchor

When you are getting a blowjob and pooping of the back of a boat at the same time.

He was giving me a salty anchor and it was so explosive in more than one way.

by Jman128 May 16, 2021

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

salty dog

An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.

When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."

by Michael Burt January 19, 2007

Salty Dog

the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend

Tony you got Salty yesterday, you are one SALTY DOG

by lazer303 June 23, 2011

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010