Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021

Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.

That desk sausage is rank bro wtf

by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022

Big sausage feen

A man who who has the qualities of an absolute spud and eats raw onions

Mark Lester is a big sausage feen

by Quabunjanay July 8, 2022

chicago sausage swap

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

by Spellmaz January 24, 2023

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023

Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by Lavosk June 14, 2023

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.

by mannymal July 3, 2011