White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.

Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

by Munkerson November 17, 2006

STOCKTONE

The guy above is an idiot... the "Sunshine State" is Florida.

"Stocktone" is in California, the Golden State.

by Trying to make Stocktonians less stupid February 21, 2005

Stoner Buddy

Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.

Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!

Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!

Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!

by Bob Marley Jr. 420 rasta June 20, 2011

Black stone cherry

Black stone cherry are an awesome hard rock band!! A disgrace this is the first definiton on urban dictionary for them.

They have toured with bands such as Nickelback, def lepperd, shinedown, and have even played at download twice now.

Some of their best songs are: Blind man, peace is free, lonely train etc. etc.

Black stone cherry are a kick band!! I suggest you go and listen to them now!!

by Joe Michal Connolly April 15, 2010

Rare Storm

A storm which is rare, usually rare storms kill many people as they are so unusual. The main rare storm will pwn you in any game of halo

Example 1
Guy 1 - WTF was that
Guy 2 - Oh shit that was Rare Storm
Rare Storm - Double Kill kthx
Guy 3 - HEY!!!~!
Rare Storm - Triple Kill
Guy 4 - o noes
Rare Storm - Overkill bitches

Example 2 - Rare Storm kills 200 billion people in Asia

by Rare Storm December 22, 2008

Bromancing The Stone

When Bros congregate to smoke weed.

"Hey bro, you holding? I wanna bromance the stone."
-Bromancing The Stone

by LiuKang January 2, 2010

take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.

When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...

by YAWA July 3, 2017