Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.

by Tish_71 April 2, 2022

Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.

Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.

by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017

strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

Clam Stamp

When you get done sunning that vertical slit, you kiss someone with that clam with that lipstick protection.

Clam stamp is when your lady gets up and kisses you on that neck with her lipsticked clam.

by Give me liberty or Givemefist August 17, 2025

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023