Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.
The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.
by Job247 March 13, 2010
Hoo, Talin is such a squirrel! He said he had a birthday party to go to, when actually he went to go fishing without me!
Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!
Talin just squirreled out of detention!
Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!
Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!
Talin just squirreled out of detention!
Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!
by Talin November 26, 2007
by raezor March 23, 2004
An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
by Mack Ice April 08, 2006
A group of associates referred to as "squirrels" that gather to party their bushy little tails off. The Squirrel pack is always snowflakin', but never goats around. In simpler words... The squirrel pack is bad ass.
bystander 1: "Who are those snowflakin" mother fuckers?" Bystander 2: "Why, that's the squirrel pack, you silly goat!'
by Mama Squirrel January 09, 2009
dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
by lil' Miss Sunshine August 15, 2008
Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"
These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.
These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.
Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."
Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."
Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."
Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."
Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."
by Botonist February 24, 2011