sex with socks

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy

I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)

by 16 titular February 16, 2023

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks

I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner

by Dirty white socks November 10, 2019

Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.

Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.

by KingFen July 19, 2018