schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

by d e f i n i t e November 14, 2021

shamedango

smallest dick in the world

Damn that kids got a shamedango! What a loser!!

by Yomama May 13, 2005

walk of shame

Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.

"Did you see him taking the walk of shame with security?

by PkTechGirl December 7, 2003

The Walk of Shame

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.

"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

by nocturnal_potato June 11, 2014

Shameel

Invented by GodFather SquidWard, a shameel is used after a joke has been said or if you've seen or heard something stupid but funny.

Person #1: Donald trump is going to become president!

Person #2: HA! WHAT A SHAMEEL!

by WeedleHokage June 20, 2016

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

shakedown street

any street corner, alley, or cul de sac in which at any one time, numberous dopeboys are servin' up a wide array of desirable drugs.

ey dog, we gotta ride up on shakedown street, get three in the key and post up homey.

by eboy May 30, 2006