by jerry dow April 16, 2019
Get the secret NASAmug. When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
Get the loaded secretmug. A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
Get the secret mermaidmug. lewis is a guy who was very kind and caring at first BUT when you G E T with him he is crazy. he doesnt let you talkt o your friends unless therye G I R LS but guess what??? he can talk to girls... he wont let you even be with friends who are GAY. he will stay friends with people who tried in the past fucking up ur relationship and even if you tell him youre not comfy with him being friends with them he will not CARE about your feelings. he ALWAYS has a way to turn a argument that he starts over no reason and makes it your fault, if you try telling him about serious issues that you would like to talk to someone about he will only say "awh im sorry" and go laugh with his friends on the game. he is tech dating his game and fallen in love with it bc all he does which this is very sad to say but he will wake up, turn on the pc, brush his teeth (thank god) get dressed, sit on his desk and just play his game ALL DAY. even though he does this if youre his girlfriend and you want to play with your friends a argument will occur bc he doesnt like it when you have FUN. if you wanna go out with some friends he will get mad and then go call girls to comfort him bc he loves the attention. if a girl talks bad abt you he will not tell you and instead talk to them about you also. he will never ever let you have guy friends even if you knew them before him? wanna know why? bc he is INSECURE.
by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025
Get the secretmug. Secret Hot Body
Yoghurt nature 2-3 tbs.(Gippland brand Good test for me)
Soy milk 300 ml.
Lemon 1/2 fruit (Juice)
Honey 1/2 tbt.(I not use but if u like a bit sweet u can)
Put all together in bottle shake and drink every day(If u constipation this's good for u to drink in the morning).
.It will clean your interstine(Fat)
Rule: Must not drink after 2 pm.because will make you fat
and u must not eat food after 6pm.(^_^)
Yoghurt nature 2-3 tbs.(Gippland brand Good test for me)
Soy milk 300 ml.
Lemon 1/2 fruit (Juice)
Honey 1/2 tbt.(I not use but if u like a bit sweet u can)
Put all together in bottle shake and drink every day(If u constipation this's good for u to drink in the morning).
.It will clean your interstine(Fat)
Rule: Must not drink after 2 pm.because will make you fat
and u must not eat food after 6pm.(^_^)
by Hot Quality Package. November 11, 2011
Get the Secret Hot Bodymug. by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020
Get the Crugers Chin Secretionmug.