Sexy paddleboard dancer shes so sexyyy like heelllll mama i simp on her brother bc she twerks and my moma and eats my parents dont be fooled by her cutie voice shes a daredevil MWAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shes also has a sugar daddy
A Riley or Lachy (They mean the same thing (Mostly)) is the act of either sitting on someone's nose with their nose up your Anus and then pooping, causing little pellets of poop to be sharted on their face (Riley). Or it is the act of being Rileyed (Having what previously mentioned, happened to you) (Lachy)
Person 1: That guy Rileyed his little 9-year-old brother for no reason
Person 2: Yeah, he was a real Lachy.
Riley/Lachy
le whore. someone really creepy. hes a heart breaker, that one. gotta watch out for those ones. he stalks you, deletes you, then pokes you. he is ugly and a tall muther fucker. he whores around as a living, just a typical job for all riley jennings's. oh, and he will forever hate you.. not a good friend. and hes an ugly piece of shit.
A term similar in form to that of "shitfaced." Riley faced is a broad term that describes the ultimate of pricks. To be called riley faced, or referred to as riley faced, one must meet a few criteria:
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcoreconservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.
The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.