Ricardo

Ricardo is a tall guy brown hair brow eyes and he’s fun to be around he might come off shy but he is not Ricardo is fine asf and a great boy to be around in general he has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually pretty to . Ricardo is a goofy person he has the best personality Ricardo is sometimes a Mexican but if he’s not he a light skin Ricardo is nice but don’t make him mad bc when he say he don’t care he doesn’t at all he’s a little player so once he says he loves you he means it if you have a Ricardo in your life be thankful bc there’s no one better

Ricardo is so fine and funny ❤️

by Jjtosmooth July 1, 2019

puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper

n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.

Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*

Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!

PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....

by Captain Seafoam sucker April 29, 2010

puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.

We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.

by cullan October 3, 2006

ricardo garcia

A runescape player that has small dick and loves to film himself masterbating while playing games.

That guys is such a Ricardo Garcia he's always on the computer.

by Toomuch4u May 12, 2016

puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.

Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.

by Prosesh October 20, 2015

goddamn puerto ricans

The most beautiful people on this earth; you wish you could emulate them in every way and form.

Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."

by JenDeLaVixen August 3, 2004