Yuppie Redneck

an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.

Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:

Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."

Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."

Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"

Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"

Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"

by Yelbis August 3, 2011

RedNeck

Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale.

Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.

RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.

by Morph May 22, 2003

Redneck

A Bush voter. Sees Bush as their spiritual leader. One who resides in the Red States.

Those guys from the South voted for Bush, they must recognize their spiritual leader.

by calicutieeee December 30, 2004

Redneck

Any person of white descent who hates niggers, spics, and anybody else of non white descent who show great pride in their heritage. Also has an extreme fascination with muscle cars and 4 wheel drive trucks. Love to hunt, fish, and drink. They also have respectable hard working jobs. Refuse to take shit from anybody.

Guy 1: Ron's such a redneck...
Guy 2: Yeah, I know... I saw him out working on his Charger after he got done hunting.
Guy 1: Yeah, I challenged him to do shots and he beat my ass...

by Robert E. Lee May 13, 2005

redneck chicken shit mother fucker

A combination of words made up by Snoop Dogg on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
for the Police / Cops / Fuzz / Pigs .

Look at all those Redneck chicken shit mother fuckers at the donut shop.

by Dr. Nick August 29, 2006

REDNECK

You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.

I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck

by CyberKing December 28, 2005

Long Island Redneck

A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them

Shut the fuck up you dumbass long island redneck

by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017