Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.

Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!

by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Magically Retarded

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!

Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!

by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.

"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"

by [e-mail] February 11, 2012

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.

Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard

by datboi334 May 10, 2021

retarded tinglies

The feeling one gets when embarassed for someone else. Often accompanied by a physical sensation.

This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.

by Ben Timberlake January 30, 2006