by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.
by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022

Rachel is a name of a woman with 2 brains. one is when she works and its brilliant and the second is when she is not working and this is something you never saw before.
When the Banana peel is still green, she puts it in the oven to cook it
When she hear a song she must sing it out loud so everyone around her will enjoy it
Keep away Bamba Nugat from her as she might steal it
When the Banana peel is still green, she puts it in the oven to cook it
When she hear a song she must sing it out loud so everyone around her will enjoy it
Keep away Bamba Nugat from her as she might steal it
by GTHLovesYou August 14, 2023

by Cupcake 430 August 13, 2021

If you don't get flipped off first thing in the morning, there's a problem. When everything is normal, don't take it personally. Rachel may not express the fact that she cares about you but she has a very large heart. At large events like weddings she'll go all out, even hiring the highest rated pastor for hers. As sweet as she is, I hope and pray you don't park next to her.
by ThatOtherOneGUy#87789 October 25, 2022

This is for Rachel, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the motherfuckin' schedule
With your trifflin' dirty white, racist ass, big fat bitch
Oompa Loompa body ass bitch
I'm comin' up there and I'm gon' beat the fuck out of you, bitch
Why you took me off the motherfuckin' schedule
With your trifflin' dirty white, racist ass, big fat bitch
Oompa Loompa body ass bitch
I'm comin' up there and I'm gon' beat the fuck out of you, bitch
by angelicloudz April 9, 2022
