Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.

"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"

by Internet cookies February 16, 2022

Rod-jo

An affirmation similar to “yeah”, that can and should be used in any circumstance.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.

Person 1: Ayo we’re doing some yoga today.
Person 2: Rod-jo!

by merlilica December 19, 2021

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 7, 2021

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024