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readonlymode

Something that agrevates the hell out of every member of Deviant Art. A status deviantart.com is in frequently each day and night. Side effects may include pulling of hair and fainting.
Damn. DA is in Readonlymode again!
by Azildin February 22, 2005
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Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!
by the plagiarist July 1, 2011
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
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reading the news

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015
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readaphile

Prolific reader of books,magazines etc to the point of obsession.
Brian: Please please lend me a book, any book, I can`t go on without one.
Kev: Shut it Brian you`re becoming such a readaphile.
by robbie rover June 1, 2016
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ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.
My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.
by Corvieus April 22, 2017
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Readophilia

Kids being sexualized with Drag Queen Story hours and other library events.
Kevin Cormier took his kids to reado with a Pedo and they pushed readophilia on them.
by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019
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